Alrighty, this is my first "Blog". And since there is absolutely no one but me who is going to read this, I think that I will just ramble about pointless subjects until I am too tired to type or until I release all my thought that have been stuck in my head. And there are a lot...
-First of all, my dog is named Susie Q. She sleeps whenever she is inside. She sleeps in weird positions. But maybe being weird is natural to her. After all I named her after a deep fried potato product (which are delicious I might add).
-Second, "Blogging" is odd. It makes me feel very feminine. I actually read in a prestigious science journal that "Blogging" raises estrogen levels in the body (I did not read that).
-Third (and last because I types 12 words per minute, so my work so far has physically exhausted me and has taken 13 hours too), I have put the word "Blog" in quotations everytime I use it because I am now boycotting the word "Blog". How gay is it....very gay. So, from now on I will refer to these "Blogs" to Super Hyper Internet Typing. That is my new phrase. It is mine. You must pay me a nickel everytime you say it. But since I'm lazy, i will not type it out, i will use an acronym. So i hope all of you liked my first Super Hyper Internet Typing (or S.H.I.T.). And yeah....I meant to call my blog that, because no one will ever read it but me, AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY!
Gunnar don't say S.H.I.T...it's not very nice! And your dog does look like a freak when she sleeps!
ReplyDeleteDidn't your mommy teach you any better than to type SHIT on your "Blog" (see I can call it a "blog" because I am a girl) and if you are going to "blog" you might first take some typing lessons or you will be exhausted as all the "bloggers" I know post at least once a day!
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